So the other night I went on a date
Brought my girl to this real nice place
Got some champagne and a 20 ounce steak
She was lookin' real good, cute face slim waist
I looked to my left had to double take
Two tables over see that nigga Krab Kake
Eatin' wit a ho you can tell he's a beginna
She's all on his nuts and he's thinkin he's a winna
But this ho was beat n' coulda been a bit thinna
One look at her face make you wanna hit tha dimma
She wanna be with a rappa fo' tha fame and glimma
I guess pops aint told not to bring a ho ta dinna
Now what is all uh this with this Tterb
Nigga couldn't rhyme a noun wit a verb
Sound like he smokin' the wrong type uh herb
While his mom down tha street ho'in on tha curb
Now please listen up Mista Reknels
Ya rhymes commin' out at all tha wrong angles
When ya try and spit hard ya tongue gets tangled
Watcha step befo Pain snatchin' at ya ankles
And let me tell you bout that Deja Vu
Cross wit tha G it'll happen to you
Say tha wrong shit get jabbed like one two
I'm sure ya heard some stories and they might be true
Some Niggaz might say I belong in a zoo
Don't try and guess what I'm not gun do
From being shat out duh skins to my first debut
When my toys I outgrew went to breakin' pool cues
I heard about Big Weinerz man that shit is childish
Betta listen real close cause my lines is stylish
Spittin Nursery rhymes while Pain droppin hits
Hip Hop aint yo bit now could you please call it quits
Now I've told ya my cents and I hope ya'll done
Your run's fuckin done and I hope ya had fun
If ya want a free lesson then listen ta one
but first Touch I know your thirsty but put down tha cum
Now if its gonna spin hot ya gotta keep it topical
Big Weinerz and Squirt Gunz nigga thats illogical
See my shit flow while its smart and theological
Try to rhyme at me back success is improbable
And in a couple uh months when y'aint got a dime
You'll come up ta me fo a peice uh my time
Runnin up to Woodland cause your tryin ta sign
But ya never could rhyme plus ya past ya prime
