Unrest was gracious enough to provide some music for me to put goofy lyrics to.
Lyrics
Got the whole week off
gonna spend it by myself
I won't leave the house
the whole world can go to hell
Everytime I log onto Xbox Live
I give you all the chance to take me on – no lie
Be warned you can never kill me
If you want to see I will gladly
Shove a dirty sock in your mouth
Bend you over show what it's about
I'm like Patrick Roy
Break yourself against this brick wall
In my maw I can hold you all
Nightmares coming fast and full
I'm a modern Caligula
Now eat lead till I am full
So your gamertag says that you are a pro
well let me tell you one thing so listen good, bro.
I'm from the underground so that means one thing
I will smack talk until you eat me.
Let's go!
When I put your face in the dirt
nothing can stop the hurt
I know that you're gonna be pissed
ain't no velvet on this fist.
I smell like napalm right now
just like victory
Trajan and I are brothers now
my arch will go next to his.
I guess you will be coming in the Black Gate.
There is no shame even though you lost this game.
There's always tomorrow. The sun will shine.
It's too bad the sun will only shine on me. Not you.
Smack talk all damn day.
That is the game that I play.
Busting up your self-esteem
You are my bitch anyway
If you got a problem with
my attitude in your face
You can go talk to your momma right now
cause I'm sure she has to wipe your face
Victory my freedom
That's a what I said.
Taking em from your broken bones
a bullet hole in your face
Victory means my freedom.
Victory means you lost.
Victory I have taken.
Victory means you're dust.
