Lyrics
Overview
A loud shrill spills into the cold night sky... what the fuck could it be? Nothing... except the largest punk rock behemoth EVER. Bill Fucking Cosby, bred from obscurity, driven by chocolate pudding ERUPTS in a mass of fire, brimstone, and JELL-O! The three powerhouses behind the madness--AdamBomb, Ty BLARGH!!, and Cameron Cosby--are set out on a mission, to destroy, pillage, and burn down modern America and create a land for the Cos, and by the Cos.
Cosby is the way...are you in this leviathans way, or will you be crushed under the heels of the punk rock Hercules?
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Chapter 1 - "The Beginning"
Amidst the darkness, and into the light comes a living, breathing, wall of pure unadulterated screaming punk rock madness.
Bred in the hallowed walls of what once was Hobbs, New Mexico, Bill Fucking Cosby sat out to do one thing... to bring forth the messages of the one, true lord, thou Master Cosby.
And brought forth the message they did. The small New Mexican town was ransacked, set ablaze and burned the fuck down. A top the still burning embers and ashes, a Jell-O factory arose, and in it the prophets known only as Cameron Cosby, and AdamBomb honed their skills, and blended together what is a sound of sonic brutality mixed with the humbleness of chocolate chaos pudding---swirled don'tcha know.
In only a short time Bill Fucking Cosby has been called "The REAL Religous expierence"--baptising their groupies in a bath of semen and pudding--they have created minions amassed the world over.
So come along, join the revolution, and GET DOWN FOR THE COS!---And ladies, when you get down for the Cos, take off them bra's!!!!
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Chapter 2 - "...And So It Continues"
With two releases under their belt, and the addition of yet other musical titan, as well as the third prophet---Ty Gleaves, is there really any stopping this hardcore punk rock juggernaut? The answer should come as no surprise....
NO.
It is that simple, you see, there is no stopping these mad, axe wielding, homicidal Cosbianites. The world is ours, the world will bow down, and the WORLD SHALL TAKE NOTE--Because the end is nowhere in sight, and the slayings have only just begun. Lock your doors, pathetic mortals, hide underneath your beds and security blankets. BE SCARED, FOR YOU ARE WARNED. The homicide that is the Cos, will surely turn into an all out GENOCIDE of everything and everyone not of the Cosby.
It has only just begun, the Jell-O factory doors have been blown open, and the three psychopathical men are standing in the doorway, silhouetted by the fire, the anger, and the hate that the world has dealt unto them, are you down? Or are you another weak human for them to feast upon? Becuase let me tell you, if you are in the way your bodies, minds, souls and BLOOD shall be devoured.
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Chapter 3 - "The Chronicles of Cosby-a-Riddic Continue to Grow"
After countless petty human lives have endoured such torture and punishment, it has become clear that BFC means business. After the annihilation of Bob Barker in the BFCWF (Bill Fucking Cosby Wrestling Federation) as heard in the track from their third audio book of rites (CD to those of you out of the know) entitled "Bill Cosby and Chuck Norris vs. Bob Barker" and the singling out of Gary Bussey in yet another song. It is clear, if you aren't down for the Cos, you ARE to be ran the fuck over. Celebrity status WILL NOT save you.
"Bill Fucking Cosby ain't nuthin to fuck wit!"-Wu Tang Clan (that maybe somewhat misquoted but who really gives a shit?)
Now the next step gets put into motion... the battle lines are drawn, the only question is, "which side are you on?"
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