J Malice and Admosphere Disaster's The Hurricane
1-27-2006 is great day in history; J Malice and Admosphere Disaster finally collaborated on a track. Give it up to Disaster for that tight beat. We each co-wrote the chorus and provide a raw verse.
Been into this rap thing for 20 years now, listening and studying more than practicing. At 25 years old, I'm finally making moves. Yeah, it's long over due, but it is all in due time. Listening to my songs and checking out my page, people may get the idea that J Malice is a monster or sicko; couldn't be further from the truth. J Malice has a heart and is willing to bet any amount of wealth that it's bigger than anyone who chooses to come through here. Don't judge a book by it's cover. You have to open the pages and read inside if you really want to know about someone.
Lyrics
J Malice and Admosphere Disaster up in this
You think ya'll can survive this??? *laughter*
(J Malice)
I'm one that'll pull your tonsils outta your as*hole/
holding you upside down and watch you fall out the backdoor/
gut-sawing is natural, here's a phone call, I'll answer them/
bastard, he's unavailable cause he's having his ass handed to him/
I soak the sheets in vein juice, but not before I hang you/
more insane in the brain than Cypress Hill with a mental ward stuck in their cranium/
enough blood to match a Jenna Jameson gangbang shooting enough cum to fill the Mediterranean/
simultaneously swithcing hands from the ice pick to the butcher knife slipping on the puddle you're laying in/
as I watch them pray again, wait for them to say "Amen"/
prepare for a wonderful demonstration of a lost angel displaying sin/
this man topped with more knowledge than professors in college/
a specimen caught up with the devil when falling/
below sea level a calling, once I was left for demolish/
I answered, now back to surgically remove all the chests from the mamas/
head pictures are nothing but chaotic situations/
when do I go BOOM is called atomic hesitation/
like cops at the station, dishing shots and abrasions/
having you muthaphukkaz wish you never saw this invasion/
I'm down with this kid Admosphere Disaster killin b*tches with no chance/
ready to ride like Alabama Worley in "True Romance"/
phukk this world, two psychos with blueprints of bold plans/
Disaster, check this muthaphukka, see if he got cold hands
[Chorus]
Smoothie: The Hurricane!!!
Malice: Forget what you saw on the news, Katrina's an understatement
of what we can do to you and your crew, and we ain't fakin'
stepping up to this results in a major dilemma/
cutting you from head to toe remarkably and ripping the piece from your center
Smoothie: The Hurricane!!!
Malice: Put that mic down before I smack you into another dimension
like Karen Aylwood, you'll be in mirrors before I finish
[Admosphere Disaster]
After I'm done rappin' off this song it'll change to Hurricane Disaster
Learn the name, cataster, first the pain hurts your brain then I crash it
like a virus, my luck is charming like an Irish
Walkin', talkin' like a Pirate, stalkin' often like I'm Malice
Coffin rappers wit my 9 and whippin' out your dull rhymin'
Darker than coal diamonds, man I'm King Kong from Skull Island
I make feelings worsen when I climb the State Building
Cursin' out the first fake villan who swears they make millions
Certain I spit the best verse, willin' to test first
Make your chest hurt, do you like Eminem did Fred Durst
Shake your head, jerk is back, whiplash, Red Alert!
Disaster will leave you stupored, super bruised, in the bed burched
Any dude that battles me leaves in a stretcher
Zipped in a bodybag, covered in reder liquid holes than Peter Weller
Only I got rhymes to stop time like Nepherius
My raps been Disasterous since you was teething on Pacifires
my mic displays it, I've long been around since life was ageless
A tale your mother read to you while you was gettin' diaper changes
I'm far too wide, battle? I'm too large to try
Throw you in a tank of Rogaine just to watch you dye
Throw you into nightstands, toss you in the sky and
you better do like Jodi Foster and get you a Flightplan
Put you out your misery
Cuz any man against me will vanish instantly
faster than Jodi Huisentruit, an Unsolved Mystery
[Chorus]
Smoothie: The Hurricane!!!
Malice: Phukk what you saw on the news, Katrina's an understatement
of what we can do to you and your crew, and b*tch we ain't fakin'
stepping up to this results in a major dilemma/
cutting you from head to toe remarkably and ripping the piece from your center
Smoothie: The Hurricane!!!
Malice: Drop that mic down before I smack you into another dimension
like Karen Aylwood, you'll be in the mirrors before I finish
(Malice)
*laught
