Uh... If you're honestly considering listening to this band, may God be with you.
Story behind the song
Wanted to write a Christmas song... So, we did. Dur.
Lyrics
I sit here and think of what to say
I think I'll talk about Christmas day
I just got out of school, hooray hooray
There's no reason to be afraid
Finally put up the Christmas tree
That'll make Santa real happy
This year I left him low-fat cookies
Maybe he could be as skinny as me
Eventually Santa might not be here this way
He may just die of a heart-attack one day
I don't want to grow up
I heard Santa doesn't give you much
Christmas is what I live for
Without it, life would be a bore
I don't like this one little bit
When Christmas is done, I'm gonna throw a fit
If I don't slit my wrists
And you know I'll do it
I'll love Santa no matter what he does
...just because
The North Pole is where he was
Now he's on his way to visit us
Eventually Santa might not be here this way
He might just die of a heart-attack one day
I don't want to grow up
I heard Santa doesn't give you much
Christmas is what I live for
Without it, life would be a bore
