You're the Best I Can Get
Uh... If you're honestly considering listening to this band, may God be with you.
Story behind the song
Um... Well, originally it was just a goofy idea Vince and I had. Then, I got an assignment in my Creative Writing class about songs... so we added another verse with the required words used and submitted it for an A+. =P
Lyrics
You're the best I can get from the sewer
You're the best I can get from the dumpster
You're the best I can get from the trash-can
You're the best I can get
Sitting on the toilet, you're the one thing on my mind
Your reflection on the water as I wipe my behind
From the lint in my belly to the hair under my arms
From the yellow on my boxers to the green stuff on the couch
From the donkey in my closet to the clown inside my freezer
You're the best I can get
Standing on the freeway, you're the one thing on my mind
As a car sends me flying with pain seering up through my spine
Like a maggoty, moldy pizza wrinkled up in the fridge
Like rancid butter in flat pop, floating around like a boat
Like a big hunk of juicy meat covered in African spiders
You're the best I can get
Walking on a draw-bridge, you're the one thing on my mind
Then a knight comes out and stabs me and I fall over and die
