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Being Russian Is Not So Bad
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Harrison Ford admit it - you are no Russian.
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If you like gays (Nick), Asians (Amir and Nick), bombs, music, penises and humour The Jennifer Chronicles is for you!
===================xXx=================== Straight Edge (just amir) Jennifer Chronicles A N X W C ===================JxC==================== "Quotes are suppose to have hidden meaning." -Shane Palmer Amir Sings A Lot Nick Plays Guitar And Sings Frequently And Plays Drums, Bass, And Keys On Occasion
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Rock • Punk
Author
Words: Amir | Music: Nick
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2003
Uploaded
May 06, 2003
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MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
Honestly, we made this song on the spot like all the other songs... if you would like a list of the songs we have made on the spot.... Back To The Treehouse Being Russian Is Not So Bad Emo Rasta Emo Creed Give It Up In The Dark Stop Being A Slut Tacos And Fat The Fake Song The Neighborhood The Redneck Song/The Lazy No Energy Song The Thursday Song The Treehouse - Nick No one really makes fun of Russians, and I saw that movie Harrision Ford was in were he tried to be a Russian... it was bad. Also, I wanted to use my impersonation of Tim Armstrong so... it all worked out fine! - Amir
Lyrics
Amir: Being Russian’s not so bad as long as you’ve got a passport to live in American just like my four fathers did. So, I told my son Kyle “you can get a real job you don’t have to live my life,” he can get a real job as a state manager. You don’t have to be a man, you don’t have a cook. He needs to understand he doesn’t have to be a manager he could be the man. This time I’ll be the manager. So I feel fine with wanking off with rider’s studs. So what if my government never made sense. I kill their minds like Russians from Syria. But what happened to the Russians? They don’t make any food. But my son he could’ve been a like, modified Russian like Harrison Ford I tells you. My son doesn’t have to be a manager but he will be a Russian failure and drive us all poor. Life is hard as far as I see. What about the communist? What about the congress? What about the common wealth of our nation? We’re standing modern as this war is going on; fuck this world until it ends and I may be a Russian living with Iranians but I still hate GeorgeW. Bush. Nick: I want to fly to America to see all the girls tonight. In Russian (for the Russians) Amir: Áûë äëèííèìè ðóññêîãî íàñòîëüêî ïëîõèå êàê ïî ìåðå òîãî êàê âû ïîëó÷àåòå ïàññïîðò, êîòîð íóæíî æèòü â àìåðèêàíöå êàê ðàç êàê ìîè 4 îòöà ñäåëàëè. Òàê, ÿ ñêàçàë ìîåãî ñûíêà Kyle ", êîòîð âû ìîæåòå ïîëó÷èòü ðåàëüíóþ ðàáîòó âû íå äîëæíû æèòü ìîÿ æèçíü," îí ìîæåòå ïîëó÷èòü ðåàëüíóþ ðàáîòó êàê ìåíåäæåð ïîëîæåíèÿ. Âû íå äîëæíû áûòü ÷åëîâåêîì, âàìè íå èìååòå êàøåâàðà. Îí ïîíÿòü îí íå äîëæíî áûòü ìåíåäæåðîì, êîòîð îí ñìîã áûòü ÷åëîâåêîì. Ýòî âðåìÿ ÿ áóäó ìåíåäæåðîì. Òàê ÿ ÷óâñòâóþ îòëè÷íî ñ wanking ñ ñòåðæíÿìè âñàäíèêà. Òàê åñëè ìîå ïðàâèòåëüñòâî íèêîãäà íå äåëàëî ÷óâñòâî. ß óáèâàþ èõ ðàçóìû êàê ðóññêèå îò Øâåöèè. Íî ñëó÷èëîñü ê ðóññêèì? Îíè íå äåëàþò íèêàêóþ åäó. Íî ìîé ñûíîê, êîòîð îí could've, êîòîð áóäóò à ëþáèò, äîðàáîòàííûé ðóññêèé êàê harrison ford ii1 ãîâîðèò âàñ. Ìîé ñûíîê íå äîëæåí áûòü ìåíåäæåðîì íî îí áóäåò ðóññêèì îòêàçîì è óïðàâèò íàìè ñîâñåì ïëîõèìè. Æèçíü òðóäíà íàñêîëüêî ÿ âèæó. Î êîììóíèñòå? Î ñúåçäå? Î îáùåì áîãàòñòâå íàøåé íàöèè? Ìû ñòîèì ñàìîìîäíåéøèìè ïî ìåðå òîãî êàê ýòî âîéíà èäåò äàëüøå; fuck ýòîò ìèð äî òåõ ïîð ïîêà îí íå çàêîí÷èòüñÿ è ÿ ìîãó áûòü ðóññêèì ïðîæèòèåì ñ èðàíöàìè íî ÿ âñå åùå íåíàâèæó GeorgeW. Êóñòèê. Çàáîèíà: ß õî÷ó ëåòåòü ê àìåðèêå äëÿ òîãî ÷òîáû óâèäåòü âñåõ äåâóøîê tonight.
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