Remember '05?
We had the time of our lives
For those of us at State
Fuck the "Nickeled and Dimed"
Lots of things happened this year
Let's start the list from one
Tom Cruise jumping on the couch
And havin' a little fun
Then comes Lindsay Lohan
And her bulimic ass
Just to hang out w/
That Paris Hilton trash
Jessica Simpson and
Nick Lachey break up
The Jackass hollers at Jessica
And they hookup
Mike Jone's ass
Then comes onto the scene
Only to be made fun of
For that annoying ass scream
Rachel of Friends
Is then kicked to the curb
Her hubby chooses Lara Croft
The Tomb Raider
Terror strikes
In the New Orleans disaster
Good samaratins
Help the reconstruction faster
Destiny's Child breaks up again
But unfortunately it's truly the end
Myspace is, at an all time high
Why did that stupid emo guy have to die?
Ipods are so popular
It's starting to hurt
Fuck the girls
Who wear ugg boots with mini-skirts
Black Eyed Peas are beginning
To take the world by storm
Britney Spears is out of commission
And no longer performs
XBOX 360 comes out with
The brand new hits
But times have changed and '05
Is no longer the shit
June 16th was the awaited
Day to come
As the class of '05 celebrated graduation
Frankie J comes
Later that year
And Bajet gets transferred
Much to everyone's fear
Farewell '05
That year was for keeps
May the memories of that year
Rest happily in peace
