Here's the song dedicated to Disney Channel star of Lizzie McGuire, Lalaine.
This is straight up underground hip-hop as never heard before... That's right, hip-hop about non-sensical topics such as the Disney Channel and what not.
What do you get when you mix straight up underground hip-hop with the Disney Channel? You get the crazy nonsensical exstonishing madness that is known as JRA.
Story behind the song
Continuing my legacy of the Disney Channel theme, here's a song dedicated to Lalaine, who plays Miranda Sanchez on Lizzie McGuire
Lyrics
(1) Carefully crafted, attractin' all the masses.
(2) The fact is, drop it on point like as on cactus.
(3) I crack this case, yet there ain't being a mystery.
(4) Lalaine be the hottest in the entertainment industry.
(5) Explicitly stated, heavily underrated,
(6) obviously this girl has got me jaded
(7) with her angelic voice that always gets me caught up.
(8) Everytime I hear her sing it makes me say "ma sarap".
(9) And if I were to see her at a club while she was dancing,
(10) I'd flip a coin and make a wish like I was Alex Lansing.
(11) Enhancing, my chances to advance my stance in,
(12) tactics to help me balance and not collapse.
(13) Even blind men can see, there ain't no need for keen eyes.
(14) It's undeniable she be the finest flyest pinay.
(15) On lizzie mcguire, when she's portraying Miranda Sanchez,
(16) she got me jumpin' for joy like a trampoline or mattress.
(17) Lighting up the screen like matches does to cigarettes.
(18) She will forever hold and not let go of all my interests.
(19) That's why I'm into this, line by line reciting poetry.
(20) This song is dedicated to someone ain't even knowing me.
(21) Her name remains synonymous to broken promise opposites.
(22) She stays on my most wanted list like cops and those composite sketches.
(23) It's just a stretch a tad bit beyond far fetched.
(24) She's stayin' on my mind like stains on the carpet.
(25) I'd forfeit material possessions without question,
(26) no hesitation, no need for second guessin'
(27) or scrutiny, cuz i know that she'd always be true to me.
(28) She's shakin' what she's got and at the same time contributin' the
(29) entertaining aspects as if it were a habit.
(30) Keepin' things covered like wrappers on white rabbits.
(31) I'm coming in like a bowling pin. If Lalaine was a bowling ball,
(32) she would strike me as phenomenal.
(33) She got it all, making me feel full of alcohol.
(34) I'd take a chance to kick it with her, even with soccer balls.
(35) To top it off... i'll just go on and on.
(36) She got me watchin' her like bays of David Hasselhof.
(37) I'm passin' on, almost to the point of passin' out.
(38) She's constantly keepin' me speechless like Charlie Chaplin's mouth.
(39) Nevertheless, I'm never Less Miserable
(40) every singular time her face is visible.
(41) To the occipital lobe, transferin' images.
(42) There ain't a thing that she cannot do, her feats are limitless,
(43) from driving the stick-shift and handling the manual,
(44) she makes me eat my own heart out like I was my own cannibal.
(45) To good to be true or tangible,
(46) when she makes my jaw drop it breaks off my whole mandible.
(47) It's like a cycle kinda like running in circles,
(48) taking my breath away until my face turns purple.
(49) Bringing us beyond the borderline into the promise land,
(50) more of a knockout than Ali, Muhammad's hand.
(51) She gets it done when it's showtime, like on Buffy.
(52) Even more than hundred dollar bills, she's straight up money.
