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Too Much Slime In My Glands
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A parody of Styx's 'Too Much Time In My Hands'.
A comedy rock band that specializes in parodies.
A comedy rock band that specializes in song parodies. Our biggest influence are The Cars. Our other major influence is of course, Weird Al Yankovic. We also do original songs yet we try our best to not take ourselves seriously.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #434
Peak in subgenre #205
Author
David Heline Jr./Tommy Shaw
Rights
The Oars/2006
Uploaded
June 16, 2008
Track Files
MP3
MP3 8.6 MB • 256 kbps • 4:40
Story behind the song
Had a cold one day at work and this song was played on the radio and I just made the title up off the top of my head and the rest just kind of came afterwards. -David Heline Jr.-
Lyrics
Lead Vocals: David Heline Jr. Well I'm coughing and I'm sneezing, And hacking and I'm weezing, Think I've got the common cold, There's nothing I can take, I can't even stay awake, Maybe I'm getting too old, Is there any reason to be faking, Is there any reason to make it up, Well I'm sick and I need, To rid my lungs from disease, Can somebody help me, I go to the doctor's, And he prescribes advil, What a cheap remedy, Is there any reason I should sue him blind, Is there any reason I can't breathe, Is there any reason, I've got too much slime in my glands, My immune system isn't working right, I've got too much slime in my glands, I'm so weak I can't even put up a fight, I've got too much slime in glands, And it's eating away, Eating away in me, Too much slime in my glands, It's eating away, Too much slime in my glands, I don't know what to buy that could help, Too much slime in my glands, Too much slime in my glands, Too much slime in my glands, Too much slime in my glands, Now I can run all day, Cause I found the solution, It was almost a blunder, I just took a huge slab, On my body I dabbed, Large quantities of butter, Is there any reason I did not find that out, Is there any reason that butter worked, Is there any reason, I've got too much slime in my glands, My immune system isn't working right, I've got too much slime in my glands, I'm so weak I can't even put up a fight, I've got too much slime in glands, And it's eating away, Eating away in me, Too much slime in my glands, It's eating away, Too much slime in my glands, I don't know what to buy that could help, Too much slime in my glands, Too much slime in my glands, It's eating away, Too much slime in my glands, Too much slime in my glands, Too much slime in my glands, Too much slime in my...
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