Name: I Wanna Be A Gay Boy
Duration: 2 min 7 s
Channel: Nathan Evans
Description: "I Wanna Be A Gay Boy" is a song by alienathan. Eighties Pop parody

I Wanna Be A Gay Boy

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Eighties Pop parody

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alienathan

Alt-gay art-pop.

Nathan is a star of the London cabaret circuit and alternative gay scene. Alienathan is his latest creation and first venture into original song. Previous creations include Puppetry of the Pops - a trio of tributes to Morrissey, Bowie, and Bush, and Rather Be Dead Than Gay - an ironic look at gay culture through his sexual and romantic disasters.

Song Info

Genre

Alternative • Alternative General

Charts

Peak #621

Peak in subgenre #211

Author

Nathan Evans

Rights

Nathan Evans

Uploaded

January 06, 2006

Track Files

MP3

MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 2:07

Story behind the song

I think it all started to go wrong when I was about fifteen. Here's what I'd ask for if I had my time again.

Lyrics

Mummy, when 
I grow up I want to be a
Gay Boy 
So buy me 'I should be so
Lucky' 
So I can pickle my brain in
Kylie, or if that 
Fails book me a lobotomy for my
Sixteenth birthday 
Then I can be just like all the
Gay boys. I wannabe a 
Gay Boy - Mummy, please.

Mummy, when 
I grow up I want to be a
Gay Boy 
So buy me anabolic
Steroids 
So I can get the perfect
Deltoids, or if that 
Fails book me plastic surgery for my
Sixteenth birthday
Then I can be just like all the
Gay Boys. I wannabe a 
Gay Boy - Mummy, please.

Mummy, now
I've grown up and tried to be a 
Gay Boy
But I did it all the
Wrong way -
Mummy why did you not
Help me? I have
Failed so put me out of misery for my
Thirty-second birthday 
Because I'll never be just like all the
Gay Boys. At least that's what
I say - do you believe me?

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