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The Ballad of Coach Barton
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Dedicated to the supreme redneck coach of all time. Enough said.
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Electronic • Techno
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Peak #759
Peak in subgenre #44
Author
L337 Bowlzor
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L337 Bowlzor
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January 03, 2006
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MP3 2.8 MB • 128 kbps • 3:01
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Since Chuckie won't tell the story behind this, I will. Barton taught the easiest possible sports class ever. F*cking badminton and horseshoes were included as sports. Oh, and frisbee. Anyway, we play horseshoes and I damn near kill about 8 people, including Chuckie. That thing just seems to slip out of my hand, and fly towards the heads of other people. Chuckie, on the other hand, was actually quite good at the horseshoes, until... we're playing one day and he pitches the horseshoe JUST AS... teh coach goes up to grab the shoe he just threw. The horseshoe rolls towards the coach's hand and I immediately begin to laugh. Suddenly, he's doubled over in pain. I run towards him, shaking with laughter, as Chuckie looks like he's about to go into shock. When I get there, I see why he's about to run while shitting. The coach's finger is cracked at the knuckle. There were actually shards of bone/cartilage (I couldn't tell, but god it was gross) sticking out of the knuckle just a bit. So, the coach doesn't even overreact to the fact that Chuck just snapped his finger like a pool cue in a trash compactor. He just calmly says "Chuck.... go sit down...." and kinda walks off on his own. That's about it.
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IT WAS A NIGHTMARE
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