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All I Want For Christmas Is You...
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This is an idea that Jake suggested, and it turned out greater/funnier than we ever could have imagined. This is our christmahanukwanzetc. gift to the world! ENJOY, AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM PERIPHERY!!
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Hello! I am Bulb! Enjoy the tunes!
This is music I have written. Some of these songs are for my band Periphery: www.myspace.com/periphery, and some are just for my solo project Bulb: www.myspace.com/iambulb, or dont have a place yet. Currently in Washington DC playing out with my band and attempting to make a career out of these projects! I have also started recording bands, so if you are interested please contact me!
Song Info
Genre
Metal • Cover Songs
Charts
Peak #24
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
Jake Veredika/Misha Mansoor
Rights
Misha Mansoor 2005
Uploaded
December 21, 2005
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MP3 4.6 MB • 128 kbps • 2:30
Story behind the song
Jake is silly/billy!
Lyrics
Some Crazy Ausie transcribed all of the words to this song. So here you go! "Yo what's up man I heard you got a new guitar?" "Oh yeah that's so right, it's so awesome." "Oh yeah, tell me about that shit." "Oh yeah it's got like all these strings and everything. Well you know what? As a matter of fact ima play you a song. It's about last christmas and it all began with the christmas tree selection." SEE MAN I GOT THESE ALERGIES RIGHT NOW, I WAS TRYING TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND 'WHY DON'T WE GET AN ARTIFICIAL TREE THIS CHRISTMAS COS THEY'RE ULTRA COOL AND THEY WON'T MAKE A SMELL LIKE AN ELF FOREST THAT WILL DRIVE ME FUCKING INSANE, AND THEY'RE EASY TO ASSEMBLE' AND THEY LAST FOR LIKE FOREVER OR SOMETHING AND SHE WAS LIKE 'NO NO NO WE NEED TO GET A REAL CHRISTMAS TREE' BECAUSE OF THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT, YULETIDE AND BOUGHS OF HOLLY AND EVERYTHING, AND I WAS LIKE 'WELL I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO TO TARGET OR WALLMART IN ORDER TO MAKE AN ORDERLY PURCHASE' SO I JUST FIGURED 'FUCKING RIGHT' SO ANYWAYS WE JUST WENT AND PICKED OUT A TREE AND I WAS LIKE 'we're going to get a real christmas tree' SO ANYWAYS I WAS CARRYING THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO MY CAR AND IT WAS GETTING SAP ALL OVER MY JACKET AND THE SMELL WAS DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT BUT MAYBE I'M THINKING 'MAYBE I SHOULD JUST CHILL OUT, IT IS CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL' SO I LOOKED AT MY GIRLFRIEND, I SAID 'BABY, BABY, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?' AND SHE LOOKED AT ME WITH THOSE INNOCENT EYES, EYES AS INNOCENT AS A CHILD PORN ACTRESS OR SOME SHIT, AND SHE SAID THE NAME OF SOME FUCKING PERFUME BY SOME FRENCH GUY AND SHE COULDN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT, SO I WENT OVER TO THE FREAKING PERFUME SHOP AND I WALKED IN AND THE SMELL, IT JUST FUCKING OVERPOWERED ME FROM MY ALREADY CHAPPED NOSE, IT WAS SO COLD AND ON TOP OF THAT I WAS SMELLING THE FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE ALL THE WAY ON THE RIDE HOME, AND I ASKED HER, I WAS LIKE 'DO YOU HAVE THIS PERFUME BY THIS FRENCH GUY? I THINK HE'S GAY OR SOME SHIT' AND SHE WAS LIKE 'OH YES, YES WE HAVE THAT RIGHT OVER HERE' I WAS LIKE 'YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME, IT'S LIKE FRENCH AND GAY AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I WANT' AND SHE HANDED IT TO ME AND I BOUGHT IT, IT WAS LIKE, A HUNDRED AND FUCKING EIGHTY DOLLARS OR SOME SHIT, BUT I GOT IT BECAUSE I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND. AND THEN I WENT HOME AND I WRAPPED IT AND I PUT IT UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE AND MY GIRLFRIEND CAME TO ME AND SHE WAS LIKE 'BABY, LET'S GO TO MIDNIGHT MASS' IT'S LIKE 'HONEY, COME ON MAN, I'M SORRY, I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING THAT CRAZY SHIT' BUT IT WAS THE CHRISTMAS SEASON SO I WENT, AND WE WENT THERE AND I WAS FALLING ASLEEP IN CHURCH SO I FELT BAD, SO I HAD SOME COFFEE. WHO THE FUCK HAS COFFEE AT MIDNIGHT?? I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT. I'M GOING TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND MY COLON IS GOING TO FALL OUT OF MY ASS. WELL I DID IT BABY ALL FOR YOU, I STAYED WIDE AWAKE AND WE WENT HOME AND BEFORE I KNEW IT, IT WAS CHRISTMAS. SO YOUR PARENTS CAME OVER, IT'S KINDA FUCKED UP BECAUSE THEY'RE SO COOL, LIKE YOUR MUM'S SUPER HOT WITH THE PLATINUM BLONDE HAIR AND I'M SURE THOSE TITS ARE FAKE AND YOUR DAD SAID WE HAD TO SMOKE A JOINT LAST THANKSGIVING. AND THEN YOU'RE JUST SUCH A BITCH, YOU'VE GOT YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT, YOU'RE SPRAYING LIKE SIX DOSES ON YOUR NECK AND IT MADE ME FUCKING SICK AND THEN BEFORE WE COULD DO ANYTHING ELSE, LIKE JUST, THE DOORBELL RANG AND I OPENED UP THE DOOR AND THERE WAS LIKE THIS LITTLE AUTISTIC KID, IT'S LIKE 'WHAT DO YOU WANT??!' AND HE SAID: "Hello, I'm going to sing you a song" Dashing through the snow On a one horse open sleigh Over the fields we go Laughing all the way h0h0h0 Bells on bob tails ring Making spirits bright Please sir, my mom's on crack and she'll beat my ass if I don't make money tonight MAN YOU'VE GOT TOURETTES OR SOMETHING, THAT'S WHY I CLOSED DOOR, GET A FUCKING CLUE, STOP SINGING, STOP SINGING. OH YEAH YEAH, WALK AWAY, WALK AWAY, SING TO YOURSELF, WALK AWAY, OKAY THAT'S GOOD, THANKYOU
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Seymour Steingardener
Dec 14, 2011
Best Christmas song ever.
capnpuff
Aug 19, 2011
Why does one of the voices sound like MeatWad?
jammyoliver666
Nov 11, 2010
The joys of christmas. I have to play this at my schools christmas show!
fetuskebab
Dec 17, 2009
i just went through the song 4 times in a row to depict it properly. genius. sounds like you had a good christmas. has your girl heard the song? those drums sound mega expensive. ;)
bladzerok
Oct 05, 2009
wow that was crazy!
voidable
Sep 26, 2009
Stupendous!
Iodine Sky (IE)
Jul 19, 2009
I died.
lostprophat
Aug 19, 2008
Hahahaha, you guys are rambling mad. That was hilarious.