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Call it a 'technology rant' if you will, this song offers a good ol' boy's assessment of the Internet.
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Singer/Songwriter in the tradition of classic country artists. A little humor and a whole lot of heart.
I've been writing songs since 1974. Over the past few years, I've participated in open mic's whenever possible and have become active in the Nashville Songwriters Association International ("NSAI").
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Genre
Country • Traditional Country
Charts
Peak #266
Peak in subgenre #39
Author
John Tolley
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John Tolley
Uploaded
April 16, 2008
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MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 2:43
Story behind the song
I was playing a songwriter's event at the World Famous Crazy Horse Saloon and virtually every other performer but myself had a website listed by their name in the event brochure. Something needed to be said about that!
Lyrics
I called Manny, Moe, and Jack To ask 'em 'bout a lack of pickup in my truck The feller on the phone started going on and on Proclaiming my good luck Ain't nothhin' to it any fool could do it And he gives me a URL All you need to know in streaming video I told him he could go to hell This thing that's all the rage They call the information age Well it ain't my shot of booze Putting all your information Into someone's work station Like you ain't got nothin' to lose If'n you're expecting To make us a connection Here's what you can do Fire that sucker up Bend over pucker up You'll find me at F dot U Now it's getting kinda late and I ain't got me a date But I'll tell all y'all this much Don't need me no computer I'm going down to Hooters Gonna get me some real hot stuff Wouldn't know Ebay from a hip hoppin' Deejay And if you haven't guessed Gonna die a redneck I ain't going high tech You can kiss my email address This thing that's all the rage They call the information age Well it ain't my shot of booze Putting all your information Into someone's work station Like you ain't got nothin' to lose If'n you're expecting To make us a connection Here's what you can do Fire that sucker up Bend over pucker up You'll find me at F dot U Keep your smart house Go play with your mouse I'll be at F dot U © 2005 John Tolley All Rights Reserved
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