Name: Times Are Hard
Duration: 4 min 53 s
Channel: Graeme Cammack
Description: "Times Are Hard" is a song by Graeme Cammack. Another attempt at summing up the seasonal unpleasantness.

Times Are Hard

Graeme Cammack

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Another attempt at summing up the seasonal unpleasantness.

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Graeme Cammack

The band consists of me, my guitar, my synth and my PC.

Originally from Jupiter, I have been trapped in a human body for forty five of your Earth years now and to pass the time whilst awaiting rescue, I make music with some of your primitive technology. I am also known as The Shed Man but that's another story...

Song Info

Genre

Pop • Christmas/Seasonal

Charts

Peak #304

Peak in subgenre #52

Author

Graeme Cammack

Rights

G. Cammack 2005

Uploaded

December 01, 2005

Track Files

MP3

MP3 4.5 MB • 128 kbps • 4:53

Story behind the song

This is my effort at the now seemingly annual Nelsonians' Christmas song writing challenge.

Synth strings by the South Edinburgh Philharmonic Dandruff Society.

Lyrics

Merry Christmas, times are hard
here's yer fuckin' Christmas card!
Merry Christmas, times are hard
here's yer fuckin' Christmas card!

Jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way,
James Bond on the telly again
and Santa Claus is gay.

Another Cristmas card
with a snowman on the front,
saying "Jesus loves you, 
but I think you're a c...ome all ye faithful"

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