I Googled My Girlfriend
Though we'd been going out awhile
I didn't know much about her past
but she was shy and beautiful
and I was afraid to ask
still I doubted she was blonde
or from Dixie like she claimed
so I sat down at my pc
and typed in my baby's name
I googled my girlfriend
late one Friday night
I googled my girlfriend
and saw her in a whole new light
my world wouldn't be the same again
after I googled, I googled my girlfriend
she was in police reports
from being busted in St. Paul
she'd payed her way through college
by always being on call
I was gonna say goodbye
but was glad I changed my mind
cos my baby taught me things
I never knew the first time
I googled my girlfriend
late one Friday night
I googled my girlfriend
and saw her in a whole new light
my world wouldn't be the same again
after I googled, I googled my girlfriend
she was mild and sweet, when we walked the street
but Lord when I got her home, damn...she was beyond Thunderdome
when I googled my girlfriend
late one Friday night
I googled my girlfriend
and saw her in a whole new light
my world wouldn't be the same again
after I googled, I googled my girlfriend
(c)2004 Robert George/Ross Moyer