We all know elvis was a stroker
bizarre but its from the heart
introduction???? weasel dick and the misplaced tampon needs no introduction
Story behind the song
story behind the song is that elvis sucks cock
Lyrics
Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
Hand-starting the one-eyed yogurt thrower
cyclops doing chin-ups 'til he starts to puke
come on everybody and bust a nut
lets stroke everybody lets stroke
everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin and strokin their cock
Swinging the big purpleveined kidney stabber
Sucker-punching the big fat blind webster
Teaching a one-eyed Chinaman how to dance
everybody come on and take off your pants
lets stroke everybody lets stroke
everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin and strokin their cock
beating the snotty end of my fuck stick
Discharging my heat-seeking moisture missile
Fishing for the two-toned trouser trout
come on everybody and bust it out
lets stroke everybody lets stroke
everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin and strokin their cock
Freeing your dick fish into the gene pool
Getting your palm read by Mister Softee
giving the pink mustang a good spit shine
come on everybody and bust a nut
lets stroke everybody lets stroke
everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin and strokin their cock
im greasin up the big ol love monkey
makin special sause with my frank and beans
playing peek-a-boo with mr johnson
come on everybody and bust it out
lets stroke everybody lets stroke
everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin and strokin their cock
