11/05/05 Diz clownin' over some old school shyt. It starts off like a love song, but it gets flipped!
The illest music you'll ever hear.
Lyrics
Verse I:
I’m not a romantic, more like a smooth talker
I’m a swinger, the bipolar opposite of a stalker
I’m not over possessive, not a control freak
Only time I’m running shit is when you’re under the sheet
You can believe that I ain’t packing tricks up my sleeve
If you’re down then I’m down too, don’t you see
That we can be happily in harmony
As long as you’re not a bitch, now shut up and let me speak!
I gotta admit, I got a few skeletons in my closet
I’ll lay’em out so you know what you’re gettin’ your paws in
I got the hots for your little sis and your mom too
And your pops is hookin’ me up with acid and glue
Actually, he’s the only reason that I met you
He sold you out after his stash got jacked and couldn’t come through
I paid forty two dollars and got a whole night
With you, my future wife, the love of my life
Chorus
Verse II:
I’ll buy you flowers just because
Because I’m hoping it’ll convince you to let me stick it in your butt
I want a nut, and I’m wishing you’ll be my little slut
I’m fiending for some booty an excellent fuck!
So tell me, are you gonna give it up or play hard to get?
Unprotected sex with me is kinda like Russian roulette
Sometimes you get my herpes, sometimes my syphilis
I got every STD that makes it burn when you piss
So how you wanna do this, on the bed on the floor
We could hit up somewhere public and use a restroom stall
Whatever your freaky, kinky little mind has in store
I’m down cause changes are I’ve already done it before
Come on you little whore, how you want it from your daddy?
Nah, not me… I suggest you keep it in the family
I’m just here to record, this shit is getting me paid
See, I put them handcuffs on you so you couldn’t run away!
