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Nerd song early '04
You'll be hearin lots of our tracks along with our #1 seller "PoKeMoN, Gotta Catch Em All".. Like.. "Bob The Builder" "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" "Spiderman" and Many More!!
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #128
Peak in subgenre #54
Author
Cartoon Boys
Rights
2004
Uploaded
October 27, 2005
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MP3 3.0 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Lyrics
girls call me up its a birthday party/ ill bring tha hoola hoops and the cake im starving/ i have ciggarettes but my mom said no/ then i spat in her face and called her a ho/ just kiddin i called her mean she got mad/ she said im tha worst son she ever had/ well i dont care theres tha party for my b-day/ he didnt wish me a good day dont say what he say/ my mom got me a big preasent prolly/ but tha girls in this piece got me a dolly/ eeewwww i dont like girls/ they have wierd disigns like swirls/ i spotted a fine honey right by tha baloons/ there filled with helium so shes prolly prude/ but i will try to be her baby daddy/ and next she said she dated her caddy/ tha next thing i saw was a gosh darn coon/ and in came tha whole damn forest with him to/ a racoon and a deer whats next/ prolly to my bunk bed to have sex/ playin cards spin tha bottle you and katch chill and have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhn Seems Like A Naughty Night, Ghost Stories Being Told/ I Cant Wait For It All To Unfold/ Me And Her Made Eye Contact, Next We'll Have Kids/ And All I Wanted Was Her Area Code And Digits, Shiiitt/ Anyways, In This Peace We Be Chilling Playing Cards/ I Impressed Her By Winning Pin The Tail On The Donkey From The Start/ But Where Was I, O Yes, I Got To Get Anxious A Present/ So Many Gifts, And Ish To Make This Party Nice N Pleasent/ Next Thing You Know I'm In The Back Room With a Chick/ She Said "I Like Dick" And I Said "OO I Thought U Liked Me"/ So I Killed Dick Roberts, Cuz He Took My Bitch/ I Got That Guy Back, Made The Meanie FLINCH!/ Spin The Bottle, I Wanna Kiss Susan On The Cheek/ I've Liked Her Forever, A Whole Week/ My Buddies Saying LaHoward You Weak/ And I Say "My Name Isnt Lahoward, my Name Is KERMY, Freak"/ You Know How That Goes, I Was Feeling Really Dirrty/ So I Started A Food Fight, Made Helen Look Perty/ So I Headed To Anxious Said, Hey can I Get A Dime/ He Gave Me A Quarter And I Appreciated Him Being Kind/ 3 More And I Can Get A Ice Cold Soda/ Anxious Liked His MODEM i Got Him, I Told Ya/ so i collected tha party hats and tha party blowers/ and i wish i really did have more/ but at least tha party was hard core/ and at least i danced on tha dance floor/ and tha bash is over thanx to show up/ now time for tha sexy lady to make my dick go up/
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