Fart Yea....
Fart it Up...
Fart On....
Sing that Song...
Fat ass man Fartin all night Long
Get the gas and listen to this Song
Cause Life is good and life Bad
But don’t let a little fart get ya Mad//
(Repeat)
Just sittin back and eatin can of Soup Beans//
Relaxin and just thinkin about some Dreams//
Started to doze of and fall Asleep//(Snore
Then a pain in stomach real, real Deep//
Hit me good and hit me Hard//
Then I stood up and felt a Fart//(Fart
I knew it was comin like porn star Slut//
or a guy gettin ready to bust a Nut//(Aha!
Then I ran to the bathroom and shut the Door//
Time for me and shittin fart to settle this Score//(Let’s Go
I sat the fuck down and let the mother fucker Go//
And like your mom last night it was ready to Blow//(Ohhh
It echoed through the toilet and made a hell of a Noise//
It’s tellin what things the fart hits and Destroys//
So I pulled my pants up and zipped’ em up Fast//
Can’t let that damn fart even see my white Ass//
Slammed the door shut stood back for a Minute//
Waited to see if the smell would even Hit//(Ah Damn
I thought it was a loud but no stink Type//
But God Damn I wrong not close to Right//(Ah Damn
I swear to god man it hit me like a Soutpaw//
It was every bit stinky and Raw//
But I lived through and live to tell it Today//
But I know it come back again another Day//
Fart Yea....
Fart it Up...
Fart On....
Sing that Song...
Fat ass man Fartin all night Long
Get the gas and listen to this Song
Cause Life is good and life Bad
But don’t let a little fart get ya Mad//
(Repeat)
