Your grandmother called today...
Cruel © Mancini 2000, 2004 i wanna be like you, cruel your grandmother called today you know the way she gets confused i didn't have the heart to say that u had moved so i spoke with her anyway like you would be home soon i didn't have the heart to say you're fucking someone new i dont have the heart i wanna be like you the mailman came today like always i threw your shit away i didn't have the heart to forward it to you and then your pay check came you always liked the way i signed your name i didn't have the heart to buy a bag without matching shoes i dont have the heart i wanna be like you i saw my name today up in lights i almost came from high atop this stage where i wave down to u from up here you look so small from up here i feel oh so tall from up here i can finally say hey loser who's fucking who i just found the heart i'm gonna be like you cruel
