Ahh another result of staying up too late. This song is very Stoopid Song-esque. And Homestar is not the midget, if that's what you're thinking. The midget refers to the short length of the song.
Lyrics
Hey Homestar, whatcha doin? Oh you know, hangin out with the guys.
Hey guys, this is the life!
Sweet mother of mystery!!
Good thinkin, The Cheat!
How did you know that?
"Oh I don't know nothin' about nothin'!"
No how did you-
"Nothin'!"
But that's weird that you-
"Nothin'!"
Ok, you're weird.
Good thinkin, the Cheat! Lookin at a thing in a bag.
Hey guys, whatcha doin?
Oh, just lookin at a thing in a bag.
Sweet mother of mystery!
Cool!
"The bag's empty, Homestar."
Super cool!
"Yeah there's nothing in there."
This is fweaking awesome!
"Ugh"