A purple dragon is no match for a Red Dragon!
Lyrics
Here we go, man
We’re here
Try to stop us
It’s Vrtra
Cause we got Vrtra, shaking in his boots
We won’t have to kill him, he’s already got a noose
Around his neck, giving us max respect
Cause he knows he’ll lose when us and him connect
We’re Vana‘diel’s Tony Montana
Turning Bibiki Bay into our own cabana
We got Mana, and hit points up the ass
We own everything, from Gusgen to Ranguemont Pass
We got all mobs, coming to kill us
We tha realist, turning NM hunting into a business
Ya’ll feel better feel us, or work on your fitness
We’ll have you running, running far away man
They’ll be asking, “Why’s Vrtra in the Tahrongi Canyon?”
Cause when the Red Dragons murdered him, that’s where he landed
We planned it, lost one, but raised her, didn’t desert her
Someone asked, “who killed her?”…and we answered it’s Vrtra
We told you it would happen
We told you what we would do
No excuses now
Vrtra would have benefited from being a burning circle
Cause we’re the LS that turned that bytch purple
And don’t get me wrong, cause when Vrtra lays flat
Damn right we’re going after Tiamat
And believe us, Behemoths are after that
Screw a gat, we could kill him with a baseball bat
Knock him away like a fly or gnat
But we ain’t like that, kill him with spells or potions
Coasting by Jeuno, and they saying we l33t
Cause we be roasting Vrtra and Behemoth meat
Toasting us with melon juice, and they praising our feat
Saying they never knew a linkshell that could defeat
So many HNM’s, sending them to heaven
Or hell, wherever they dwell
Square Enix should kick everyone else off the server
Cause we’re the only LS that has a chance at Vrtra
We told ya not to start us, but you did
Now try to stop us
You can’t stop us, this is Gilgamesh, Red Dragons in this bytch
The only real linkshell