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My Girlfriend's Cat
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The artwork for this tune is an original by *** ******* of Colorado Springs, a truly brilliant and noticeably mad man. A testament to my unrepentant habit of riding anyone's coattails, down or up. Usually down.
adult comedy novelty
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Folky-country-rocky or Americana. Everything must be labeled so we know what it is and where we should be putting it. My songs are all demos that I punched up
Not really a band. This section is silly, I am not into myself that much, I just like good music and want to share mine. Please do not hesitate to download any of my tunes-you will not be disappointed especially if you have good taste! I have a small download cost since I have had so many listens and downloads. Those who know how circumvent the fee have at it. "All Over Town" rocks and tells the truth about life in 5 minutes. "Walkin" has a southern rock influence while "Executioner's Song" is the answer to raising children to be adults, very simple, but parents have to be parents-not children themselves. That is what I write about and just like other songwriters one has to write about what they know. Sometimes one can make up story but from the heart is where it all begins.
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Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
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Peak #3
Peak in subgenre #1
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February 16, 2014
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MP3 5.1 MB • 160 kbps • 4:26
Story behind the song
The answer to My Big Dog Dick.
Lyrics
My girlfriends cat was lost late last night I searched through the storm with my little flashlight It didn't take long when I returned with her pet My girlfriend was so happy and her pussy was wet Her pussy was wet her pussy was wet I mean her cat how sick can you get Your mind's in the gutter I didn't mean that this song's about my girlfriends cat She once had a tomcat who'd roam the whole town diggin in garbage knockin trash cans down Nobody went near her now who woulda thunk it was because her pussy stunk Her pussy stunk it really did reek I mean her cat you perverted freak Your mind's in the gutter I didn't say that this songs about my girlfriends cat That old tomcat would sleep on her knees she had no idea the thing he had fleas It was no wonder she scratched and she b*** ed it was because her pussy itched Her pussy itched because it had fleas I mean her cat it's not what you think You misunderstood me I'm not thinking like that this song's about my girlfriends cat The noise in the kitchen meant trouble afoot the cat's in the oil that we use to cook I intended to kick him and that's when I slipped Now I'm at the Doctor because her pussy dripped Her pussy dripped because it was curious you shouldn't laugh I'm tryin to be serious You have me all wrong I didn't say that This song's about my girlfriends cat So she had to take him to the pet grooming shop and when she returned my jaw just dropped It was a sight I never have seen my girlfriend's pussy was shaven clean Her pussy was shaved I mean her cat I wish you would just stop thinkin like that If you don't quit it you know what I'll do I'll sick my girlfriend's big pussy on you cBob Wyman
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