Menace - Ode To Humor' (Hi Guy Remix)
My band consists of a beat, microphone, marijuana and thoughts.
Story behind the song
you say your relationships never been on the rocks...
that means you must like it plain when ya drinkin your scotch
your a bitch pussy, im curious, youre male right?
i just couldnt see past all that cellulite
and when you love birds end this "fable" here...
it'll be ever so obvious you didnt pay ya cable bill
when you "blow your top" like ya dick was edible
ill be shocked, i didnt know you was so flexible..
(lady humor)
my girl would laugh to if i looked like you...
by the way ill humor YOU GOT SOME NICE ASS BOOBS
got mad chicks on the net, they probaly all guys...
and speakin of ya chest, what tha fucks ya bra size
fuck pickin on you lets look at your chick...
well, can a chick be a bitch when shes got a dick...
thats bigger than yours shit looks like a lump...
fat fuck, you sweat to much to dry hump...
this must be stressful i bet ya blood pressures...
higher than tha pitch in tha voice of fran drescher
you fight for respect, id hate to be desperate as you..
but yo!, lady humor must be desperate to...
shes a ugly ho! that type of nasty ass..
that makes you wrap your dick up in plastic wrap
but yo woah lets stop, you aint got that far...
you aint even ever make it past the "buffet bar"
aint she aint attractive but still would date you..
yo HO!, how much does he fuckin pay you..
an i heard your dumb as a brick, fuckin trick...
you must be stupid to be with this son of a bitch
an i heard ya breast was big so you was cocky...
but it aint just ya tits its the REST of your BODY...
you need ta mess with pillates get off his jock
well.... is somethin that small even a cock?
or a spot, ink blot you think your hot YOUR NOT...
sayin you aint got beef butyour to afraid ta drop..
and this track will prove it so fuck what you thunk...
i stay screwin up humor like telling a joke while drunk..
you dont know me so you dont want no beef
with this guy who can rhyme more than you eat
so suck a dick now and go back to sleeep...
with ya girl.. cause that love dont come cheapp..
VERSE 2 (FREESTYLE)
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