I'm not saying she's divine
But she don't walk she floats around
Floats around my head and leaves it aching
Everytime I hear her voice
I really don't have any choice
I just have to bang my head against a wall
Every time I'm kind I wish she'd seen it
Every joke I crack I wish she'd heard
And if you're looking for an explanation
She's so beutiful it's just absurd
Every joke I crack I wish she'd heard it
Every time I'm kind I wish she'd seen
And if you're looking for an explanation
She's so beautiful it's just obscene
And now I'm looking back in retrospective
The emarrassment at it's nadir
Laughing uncomfortably to Alan Partridge
Round at Charlie's on the dawn of a new year
Every joke I cracked I wished she'd heard it
Every time I was kind I wished she'd seen
And if you're looking for an explanation
I'm not saying she's divine but she don't walk she floats
