Sometimes rapping about shittin doesn't cut it... Here's a song that can relate to the stress we all go through at least a couple of times in a life time.
hip hop, comedy,
We are the wicked brown, we're here to tell it how real peeps party and get jiggy with it... fack yall with caddys and hummers,
Story behind the song
Personal stuggles in the push.
Lyrics
Verse 1
Loddy doddy, I like to Potty, When I'm constipated I can get a little naughty
Nobody can give me enough prune juice I'm turning evil, if you get infront of me I guarrantee no sequel
I feel the pain but the pain you feel will be much greater if it don't come you'll go down like an elevator
Stuck on the second floor speak no more toss me the TP so I can score in the toilet bowl
Still no tochdown, and now you're on the ground I think you don't know where my angers bound to go
Well not down the sink my anals turning red I can think I'm giving birth to a baby's head
It's no garden snake it's an anaconda I'm street fighting with this turd like if my name was honda
I get sinful and I get crazy
Los pecados que yo ago cuando no cago are bound to get messy
Verse 2
Uno dos uno dos, that means you're gonna be my enemy the numbers that I'm counting have a reason why you dissing me
I guess not knowing bout my troubles cuz if you did you'd be running on the double
Rub a dub dub I can't even hug, my jaina on the side cuz i'm bound to get stubborned
It's too much pressure to me that I choke
She starts to scream as I start to provoke the loss of oxygen to her lungs and now she's going crazy
No man woman or child from me are clear from safety
Quien quiere pedo cuando no puedo tirame el dedo y te dejo tirado en el sementerio
Speak clearly or don't speak at all it really doesn't matter cuz you're still gonna fall
I have a zerote stuck in my ass, my name is Joness so I know, you're not gonna laugh.
Verse 3
I am Constipated, el Zerote no se me sale.
I need some prune juice, one duece, it looks like "I love you" when I say "elephant juice"
What would you choose if you had prune juice or orange juice, I'd pick apple juice
But never mind cuz it doesn't work for me
I grab the TP and the toilet paper and try to wipe my ass but I can't cuz I haven't shitted
So I grab the shit with my toilet paper and I slit out my ass and splashes on the water like the titanic when it sinks to the bottom of the ocean with leonardo dicaprio
He's like "sinks to the bottom of the ocean with my shit"
He's like, "got damn thats a big shit looks like a fucken baby"
Hey I'm leonardo dicaprio, whatchu doing? I'm arny, hahahaha.
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