Just me.
All songs recorded using Apple's GarageBand. Drum parts composed using Zygoat Doggiebox.
Story behind the song
Altered mental status caused by UTIs. Very common.
Lyrics
1. Mama's acting funny,
She's lost her usual sunny disposition
And her wig's not settin' straight.
I think she might've had a stroke
Lord, I hope she doesn't croak.
Let's get her to the ER before it's too late.
Oh, Mama, what's the matter?
Why don't you smile and laugh and chatter
Like when we was down at Luby's yesterday?
Oh, Mama, please don't die.
If you do, I know I'll cry
When I sell all your stuff on eBay.
2. Well, the doctor says Mama's CT
Don't show nothing, so we need to do a few tests,
Try to find some kind of clue.
Does she have some kind of bug?
Has she started using drugs?
Has she been sneaking and drinking my booze?
Oh, Mama, what's the trouble?
Why do you sit and stare and dribble
Cream gravy on your best Sunday dress?
Oh, Mama, please don't go.
You know I love you so.
Please be my Mama it's what you do best.
Break
3. Now the doc says Mama's urine
Is infected with some vermin called E. coli,
Or Proteus or MRE*.
Now that we know what she's got, it's
Just some antibiotics
That she needs to once again be
My Mama. I'm so happy.
I'm ecstatic and so is Pappy.
We'll once again be a family.
Mama, how I love you
I'll never trip or shove you.
You're my Mama, our sweet Alta Lee.
*Methicillin resistant enterococcus
Lyrics and music © 2005 by Mark Davis
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