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Simple enough: this is a song about fat chicks and why they disgust me. Inspired by Apathy of Def Jux
hiphop rap instrumental underground immortal technique beat rhymes battle mop alchemist brian dis aesop rock cnn bg insult bjesus goldstein
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A white underground hip-hop head from the D.C. suburbs, Bejesus crafts rhymes that are both provocative and entertaining.
Bejesus is a huge hip-hop head who follows the underground scene. While he just started rapping in July of 2005, BG has been listening to artists like Immortal Technique, Jedi Mind Tricks, Aesop Rock, Apathy, Louis Logic for years. With sharp lyrics and hand-picked beats, Bejesus crafts rhymes that are both entertaining and provocative.
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Genre
Hip-Hop • Alternative Hip Hop
Charts
Peak #1,402
Peak in subgenre #124
Author
Words - Bejsus; Music - Alchemist (Crookie Monste)
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Bejesus
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August 02, 2005
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MP3 2.1 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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Weight watchers, Atkins, health shakes, vitamins South Beach, veggie, eggs and meat slash be thin Gotta look neat, gotta look trim, sexual Hot glance, quick glimpse, damn you’re sensual Girl, this motherfucking song ain’t a joke Don’t just laugh it off and assume I misspoke I’m not here shouting out ‘fat girl pride!” I ain’t Dr. Jeckell, this is Mr. Hyde Now if you’re a chunky lady with a double chin And you wobble around like a bowling pin Please don’t order diet coke and a double patty Cause this is exactly why you are a fatty And when I criticize don’t stare directly at me Cause you ain’t got no class like them punk-ass bourgousie Don’t listen to them saying porky gals are beautiful Do you know what sex with a fat chick does to you? It’s too bad I have experience in this sector I’ve been drunk a couple nights and picked me up a heifer Unfortunately this happens with swift increasing frequency Every time adding to my overall delinquency This is an ailment for which I wish I had a recipe It’s more integral for me than 50 megs of vita d Each time I pork a manatee a part of my dies And you know all my friends like to sensationalize Did you catch that big girl BG’s trying to bed? Damn! She looks like a pig that’s overfed! Ample, full figured, curvy, big, boned b.s. That girl should be wearing the Michelin S Flatter them: for a fat girl you don’t sweat much But honey maybe you should lay off the butter scotch And please be careful when you’re sitting on benches And it’s kinda gross when your guzzling French’s Girl, that’s a condiment made for hot dogs and sandwiches Keep eating like that and you’ll have to get your stomach stiched And I think you got some mayo stuck in your jowels The awful smell the rot makes is churning my bowels You may say “aww BG, you’re being too cruel” Shut your fat mouth and put on some clothes when you head to the pool No one wants to see your fat ass in a thong Cause your skin’s more oily than egg foo yong Don’t try to explain that models are fake Cause they’d rather bone me than eat a hamburger steak I recommend to you the South Beach diet, Snort coke and eat nothing, it really works, try it For both our healths please lose 1 or 2 dozen pounds Then the next time I see you maybe we can get down
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