this track'll make you laugh your eyes red.
raw and versatile, like a french culinary creation, fool.
i am the absence, the sole remaining member of The Clockwork Kids. this crew is 100% innovative and fully capable of destroying any of your idiot friends who claim to "rap".
Story behind the song
my boy Liam was really depressed, so i made a track that likened him to the 3rd clone from that mid-90's michael keaton flic 'multiplicity'.
Lyrics
"The Loaded Weapon"
from the album "All Things Undisclosed at Birth" by the absence, circa 2003
copyright, Clockwork Entertainment
all lyrics by Dan Galloway, "the absence"
copyright, Clockwork Entertainment
the absence: Hey Liam!
Liam:{Yeah??}
the absence: Whatya feel like doin today buddy???
Liam: {I wanna eat a dolphin!!!}
Dedicated to Liam Snow, graff artist and enthusiast of ALL the fundamental elements of conscious hip-hop. This one's all you, my friend. - the absence
inherently careless, i climb a staircase at a steady pace in a chase after Liam - apparently he forgot to shave his face
girls don't know that he's superstitious on dates, i've tried to get him help but there's no shrink who'll take the case
he tends to drug his dates with verbal ammonium chlorate, and dumps his noxious kills behind the dumpster at my place
it's a beautiful operation run with patience, until one day he showed up unannounced - so i maced him
he rolled down the stairs and cursed my name, "Staples! I'ma rail your ass like a gay Ving Rhames!"
All the same, I still shut the door and laughed, I just saw my good friend take twenty stairs to his ass....
respect awareness in hip-hop preparedness, I remember seeing "L" in a porno starring his parents,
I had to find this guy with the watchful eye, those awful cries came from his mom and those three guys
{It's All Lies!!!}
I beg to differ, Mr. Dirty Sock Sniffer, Liam himself actually impregnated Kelly Rippa.
It wasn't a slip-up, he gave her finger-cuffs, dirty sanchez to the face on live TV with that slut
he runs a computer posse with Andre Agassi, they spent countless hours online finding new forms of sodomy,
it bothers me....he throws Big Macs at Mormons, and he's begun to live his life like a MAFIA-marked informant
Venture out and stagger about drunk on Guiness Stout, L's spittin' game at anything that's got a mouth
He's just trying to get some TLC, so someone help him please before he contracts a disease,
Grab the mic, and yo - Bless us with your skills....
{No! I wanna fuck that pie over there on the window sill!!!}
Mentally ill? Hey, I think that's debatable, still there's none who can match his skills on a turntable
Spin Fables, with able-bodied females to increase sales of contraceptives whenever he nails,
this is the tribute to the dude who's rude to Jerry's Kids, he still from little kids home alone like marv and harry did.
