Texas Boogie, standin' on the edge of country or Garth... how 'bout that comeback!
Progressive Alternative Country Rock from Deep in the Heart of Texas.
is a place where the sign reads, "No Boots Required".
Story behind the song
Hanging a pair of Alie's Wranglers and a love of Garth Brooks humor laden songs sparked this one. 30 minutes later, we have With A Disguise Or Two!
Lyrics
WITH A DISGUISE OR TWO
Thought I'd turn a new leaf, dabble in somethin' new
I'm not stayin' home tonight, tell ya' what I'm gonna do
* I'm goin' out, gonna fuse about, with a disguise or two *
Borrow me a Cadillac car; put it on my credit card
Buy me a pair of rattlesnake boots; top it off with an Armani suit
* So, lookout boys they won't be flockin' to you, with a disguise or two *
I've just got to remember, to keep my big mouth shut
The lack of social graces put me in this rut
To the upper side of town, where no one knows me there
Catch the eye of a "milk maiden", sportin' a gallon pair
* Take a bow, introduce myself, ask if I may pull up a chair *
Completely out of my element, I put on quite an act
But, I couldn’t help, but, notice, when she arched her back
Unable to carry on, with this harmless chat
With tongue on the floor I was showed the door
When I said, “you should a been a cowgirl with a butt like that”!
Singles bars and rental car, outta money and outta luck
I'm not goin' home to meet mama, in my beat up pickup truck
* I can pull the wool over you, but, I'll soon tell on myself
My nose, it grows, the real me shows, I'm a hazard to my health
Not one thing fell into place, once again with egg on my face
Maybe next time I'll fool you, with a disguise or two *
Music and Lyrics by: John E. Bradley
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Copyright 2003
