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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #1,286
Peak in subgenre #125
Author
Pavel Gitnik & Moses Xie
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Pavel Gitnik
Uploaded
July 24, 2005
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MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
eric, you're a true PIMP
you've got all them ladies begging you please
would you please let me play with your big viola
then we can chat online , i'll get to know ya
but eric is not very good with the ladies
that's why he was at home with his mom during sadies
how you gonna get girls when you look like a shmuck
at least you could've found a better photo for facebook
you look like a manikin, man, i swear
and how long did it take you to brush that hair
and what's up with your smile, could you try any harder
it won't make stanford think you're any smarter
but miracles exist, i don't care what you say
because eric jeng got into ucla
this whole time we've been nice now it's time to get mean
this is our present for turning 18
and toby says: woof woof
and eric says: woof woof
and his mom says: study SAT
woof woof, woof woof
let me start out by saying you should lose the violin
and maybe grow a little bit of hair on that chin
i feel bad when you go to band camp dude
cause i know a viola is much bigger than a flute
NHS VP,and you think you're all groovie
the only way you get with tina chow is in your own movie
you got a date for the prom singing and kneeling
but she only said yes not to hurt your feelings
there are plenty of girls here in the vicinity
and maybe one of them will take away your virginity
if you're looking for one here and you cannot finda
maybe you should go back home to china
why'd you get a lexus, you're asian, you can't drive
how long has it been? i can't believe he's still alive
that stupid hat doesn't make you a trendsetter
and you wearing contacts doesn't make you LOOK better
and toby says: woof woof
and eric says: woof woof
and his mom says: study SATs
woof woof, woof woof
it's your birthday once a year, it's your time to get loco
but i guess it's my birthday everytime we play poker
and why did we find gay porn on your computer?
eric jeng, we should have had you neutered
we really don't wanna be playa haters
but eric puts the ass in fascinators
you want some potstickers? don't choke on the chopsticks
i hope you don't mind getting dissed by two agnostics
eric you're crazy for goodness sakes
i think you should quit oatmeal and switch to cornflakes
and who you trying to fool with your pimped out lugz
are you and fitch and kieran trying to be thugz
i think we're gonna cry, somebody get us a tissue
we love you, eric jeng, and may god be with you
we were gonna be nice but we ran out of space
eric wipe that motherfucking smile off your face
and toby says: woof woof
and eric says: woof woof
and his mom says: study SAT
woof woof, woof
mom, we're in the studio, we're recording
this has been a stompee producshizzle
eric, stop putting peanut butter on your genitals
a stompee producshizzle
slikhaa (sorry in hebrew)
goodnight
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