Parody of "Amarillo By Morning"
Comedy, parodies
I'm primarily a voiceover guy, but I still have a guitar, drums, and trumpet at my side.
Story behind the song
In Texas, it is rare to find a "live" Armadillo. And since Amarillo and Armadillo go together like a horse and... well, you get it.
Lyrics
Armadillos in mourning, their best friend’s in the road,
Tried to race `cross the freeway, got nailed by a speeding Ford,
Didn’t have a clue
His brains are stuck like glue
To the tread of a Firestone…
Armadillos in mourning,
Armadillos all alone…
They left his carcass by roadside,
A shell of his former self…
Missin’ his brains and some of his hide,
His innards startin’ to melt…
It’s as hot as hell
And he’s beginning to smell,
Turkey vultures are swoopin' in…
Armadillos in mourning
Armadillos missin’ him…
Baby Dillos are cryin’
Daddy’s lookin’ pretty gross.
Can’t tell his head from his hind end,
Nothing to grill, sauté, or roast…
He doesn’t have a head
He's in a pool of red,
It’s a disgusting sight to see…
Armadillos in mourning,
Armadillos set him free…
(REPEAT)
those dead skunks are pretty nasty too dude..cool cover