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We're psycho & we're pre-chewed, but foremost, we're BAD ASS!! Lots of crazy drunkiness, lots of improvisation, lots of fun! We're the most cuddly band ever, the kind you can take home to your parents and say "Mom and Dad, I'd like you to meet my new favourite band" and they'll be like "Oh my god, they're so hot, we love them and welcome them into our home!"
Song Info
Genre
Alternative Indie
Charts
Peak #1,132
Peak in subgenre #214
Author
C.Barbato/ThePreChewed Food
Uploaded
June 24, 2005
Track Files
MP3
MP3 2.6 MB 128 kbps 2:48
Story behind the song
Pre Chewed Ricotta Cheese dated for a brief time an old guy who has won some grammys. She was only half his age. Hence the name of the song.
Lyrics
I went bowling one day Bowling at the bowling alley This guy came up to me He said "I like how you bend over when you're bowling" I said "Who are you?" You got a nice voice but an ugly face He said "Honey, I can show you a place that you never been before" So I went out to eat with him He made me eat a fuckin' peach cobbler I ordered peach cobbler, And he fed me a bunch of bullshit 'bout how we were connected And I fell for that shit I made out with that old fuckin' motherfucker Who is my dad's age, Oh shit, he is my dad's age, My fuckin' dad's age (oooooooh) What did I do? At least I didn't let him go all the way But we did other stuff And he still wants me today 'Cos I'm a hot fuckin' girl (hot) Who's half his age That's right, I'm half his age (half his age) At least I can say I made out with a Grammy Winner He's won 5 Grammy's And I kissed that ugly mother fucker (mother fuckerrrr) And he still wants a piece of me (still wants her today) Cos I'm a mother fuckin' hot girl (hot hot hot) Who's half his age
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