Nothing to do my heads in a bind
Think I'll watch TV to numb my mind
turn on the set and what do I see
an infomercial waiting to be seen
look at the knife it cuts concrete
that cooking invention can even make ground beef
it cuts it cooks it does it all
you can even store it on the wall
fucking peice of shit made in China
Gonna fall apart the first time you fuckin' use it
You find out from hear cuz we don't know
