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Rimmin' In Tha Gloamin'
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Sarcastic B meets Chee Z Flava steppin' along tha meanest street in Alloway (Bourneville Boulevard) while their ladies is back home clockin' fo` some riznump ridin'.
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If Carlsberg did Hip Hop... they'd probably be sh*** compared to us.
Yo! Listen up. We is cummin at ya from da heart of da Burns Country - as in da mean streetz of ALLOWAY in Scotland. You think you had it hard in da Bronx or Compton? Pussies! We had homeless homies sleepin under da Brig o' Doon at nite and drive bys at Tha Land o' Burns Centre. Somehow we made it thru all that and now we is keepin it surreal.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #206
Peak in subgenre #62
Author
Sarcastic B/Chee Z Flava
Rights
Mutha's Pryde Records 2005
Uploaded
June 17, 2005
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MP3 3.8 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
Sarcastic B meets Chee Z Flava steppin' along tha meanest street in Alloway (Bourneville Boulevard) while their ladies is back home clockin' fo` some riznump ridin'. Has we taken this thing 2 far?
Lyrics
Rimmin' in the gloamin' In ma bitches pimped-out ride Rimmin' in the gloamin' On ma lassie's fat backside When her fish box needs a rest, that's the time that I like best, O, it's lovely rimmin' in the gloamin' (Sir Harry Lauder 1850) Playin' wid ma hoe in da *itches backyard Dibblin' in da mud makes my spade shaft hard My ditch pig loves it when I snuffle for her truffle A sticky Belgian Biscuit or a Stilton Muffle. Her fairy hammock drip-tray's full of tasty treats. And a butt full of clinker that gets caught between my teeth. Dangleberry, Tangleberry chokin' on a Strangleberry. An Askeys Double Nougat with a drippy pickled herring. I love her fizzy gravy, I love her brown daisy. Her Chutney Locker's taste just drives me crazy. I was gaggin' for a turtle head - she asked me to rim her. Her butt was so hairy I had to get my strimmer. Bombay Mix blowin' down my felch pipe. A Dutch Oven guff cloud tasty an' ripe. Corubungo Pebbledash. A Cleveland Steamer. And so much Oxtail Soup we had to get a cleaner. Fudgin' up ma felch spoon with my *itch When she dropped a U-Blocker, a nasty hitch. A Spice Island monsoon of rusty water. An swimmin' in the middle was Meatloaf's Daughter. That splurry tornado would have knocked out Tyson. It's Brown Windjammer broke the cleaner's Dyson But wet mud's best when it comes to dibblin'... I dip an' slip an' slide an' glide when the cocoa's dribblin'! My bitch says that I'm the best rimmer. I lick her butt clean before I slip the dipper in her'. My tongue is slicker and thicker and quicker. A plugs an' points service makes her headlamps flicker. A little anal fellatory, charges up her battery. Opens up the gates, she gets ramshackled latterly. An acquired taste, like Shippam's Paste. And Ringmaster Cheezee lets nuthin' go ta waste.
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