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The Surprise Inside
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Random, Hip Hop, Funny, Weird, Different, Rap, that even your momma can listen to.
Once upon a yesteryear, there were five young men with aspirations of conquering the planet Earth. They came to the overt observation that they were deathly broke and in the need of an endless supply of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. So they aspired to become a rap group, thinking that if they were super fly rappers they could be on MTV and get girlfriends that were pretty. However, the came to the shocking realization that when reality smacks you in the flipping face it stings a bit. So, they forge on to make artsy hip hop music that makes your mother squeal (in a very pure and sanctified type of way). The CrackaJack Crew, five white boys attempting hip hop. No, but seriously, The CrackaJack Crew was formed for the promotion of Mixtape Meltdown, a local positive hip hop radio show. Mixtape Meltdown airs on both 90.5 KRBW Ottawa, KS and 92.5 KCBC Springfield, MO. All the proceeds from The CrackaJack Crew go directly to Mixtape Meltdown in an attempt to help show people the brighter side of hip hop. The CJ's released their first ep mixtape in the summer of 2004, and are preparing for a full length mixtape, which drops June 21, 2005 on their own "label" We Don't Sell Jack Records. All the support and love we get from the fans is much appreciated. One Love, One God, One Way. CJ's forever baby!!!
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#137,016 today Peak #757
#85,049 in subgenre Peak #424
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June 08, 2005
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MP3 3.2 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
This is the title track of the album. We decided that we needed to make a title track and this is what came out. It's pretty much another banger from the CJ's, as usual. It talks about what the deal is and what's up, but mostly it depects that the Surprise Inside (the song and album) is mainly about helping find the real suprise inside: Jesus Christ.
Lyrics
Allow me to clear up the issue of whos the illest/ on the microphone baby, the crackajacks stay the realest/ Maybe you Charmin emcees need a tissue/ We wiped and didnt miss you, dude we done dismissed you/ Still the illest, the realest and yep, still triple dope/ Im switchin it up homie, so can you cope?/ Your sittin and lookin so Im gonna go with nope/ Learn the lesson if you messin with Cjs youll end up like the Pope/ (dead) M-E-L-L-O-M-I-K-E,/ Props to God since hes the one that made me/ Im white meat, the original recipe/ Thats why when Im on the mic they say its all gravy/ Speaking of which Im constantly hungry/ Darn metabolism why dont you love me/ At least I can still grow a full blown mustache/ I also rap on tracks that are phat but you know that/ Hook (1) The surprise inside is really nice/ Its for the gals and guys and all the busted rides/ If you look inside/ (Mr. Jargon) Its tha crowd pleaser mista record teaser/ If you missed tha (huh-hmm) leave tha/ Vacinity you must be kiddin me/ If you disagree its your responsibility cause its thee/ CrackaJack Crew, dude I thought you knew/ Were like Ron Artest, Prince, and Jesus mixed into a stew/ We even got Mother Teresa in her coffin sayin holy poo/ Say hi to the anvil Wyle E. Coyote, well squash you/ We hop on stage and the old folks bounce like monkeys/ We been rappin for two months and still keep it crunkies/ Every where we go they love us we leave crumbs like cookies/ Wow, we just sold 70 albums I mean, woopsies/ Bridge CrackaJacks got all the white girls backs/ CrackaJacks got all the black girls backs/ We got challs backs its a matter of fact/ So get challs backs off the wall/ Hook (2) The surprise inside is really nice/ Its for the gals and guys and all the busted rides/ If you look inside/ Youll find the prize is twice as nice as pies and chicken thighs/ The surprise inside is Jesus Christ/ So Hey, Hows it go cuz the people gotta know/ Well lately weve been crackajackin and so/ We feelin alright, we livin alright, we keep it tight/ But we aint got no money so getting a honeys out of sight/ Lately female hunting has been rather ruff stuff/ So I take crazy pills, it keeps the pain down enough/ Hey lets make a wack ep about whats happened/ Dude, what we goin call it,/ Well call it CrackaJackin/ Bridge 2 This is for the P-Town people/ This is for all the ugly people/ This is for all of Gods people/ This is for you, your kitty, grandmother too/ (cuz) Bridge CrackaJacks got all the white girls backs/ CrackaJacks got all the black girls backs/ We got challs backs its a matter of fact/ So get challs backs off the wall/ Hook (2) The surprise inside is really nice/ Its for the gals and guys and all the busted rides/ If you look inside/ Youll find the prize is twice as nice as pies and chicken thighs/ The surprise inside is Jesus Christ/ (repeat)
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