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No Life
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A song dedicated to all those who spend too much time on the computer.
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comedy, entertainment, conquer
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Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #36
Peak in subgenre #15
Uploaded
May 30, 2005
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MP3 4.7 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Lyrics
I was gonna go outside, but I got no life// I was gonna get up, and leave my room, but I got no life// People burn bags of crap on my door, and I know why// Cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life// I was gonna move out my momma's house, but I got no life// I was gonna get my own apartment, but I got no life// Now I still go to the skating rink and I know why// Cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life// I was gonna get myself a job, but I got no life// I was gonna stop living off of doing chores, but I got no life// Now I sell pokemon cards, and I know why// Cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life// I was gonna take a bath, but I got no life// I was gonna get off the internet, but I got no life// Now I smell like refried beans, and I know why// Cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life// I was gonna get a tan, but I got no life// My mom was gonna drive me to the beach, but I got no life// Now a marshmellow is darker than me, and I know why// Cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life// I was gonna get my own car, but I got no life// I was gonna ditch my motor scooter, but I got no life// Now my mom drives me everywhere, and I know why// Cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life// I was gonna get a date, but I got no life// I was gonna take her out to eat, but I got no life// Now my mom is my only girl, and I know why// Cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life// I've ruined my social status, cuz I got no life// My own parents make fun of me, cuz I got no life// Now my only friends are on a computer, and I know why// Cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life// I'mma stop singin this song, cuz I got no life// I'mma go break out my gameboy advanced, cuz I got no life// And if I get past level 3, I'll know why// Cuz I got no life, cuz I got no life, cuzI got no life// La da da de da da la da da da da da// Shoop shoop doo bee doo wah, skippidy bee bop hit do wahhh// La da da de da la dee dee dee dee// I got no life, I got no life, I got no life// (Scratching noises) Well my name is jccp, I'm from Virginia Beach// I made this song to represent a ton of geeks// If you're offended by this song// It's because you're on the internet all day loooooong// (Wahahahahaha *cluck* they call me Mr. J to the double C P) They say it's always I before E, except if it's after C//
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