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Pigf***er
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Experience the magical phenomenon called Ed Shepp.
As a failed entrepreneur, forensic psychic and outlaw fisherman, Ed Shepp has had copious experience with the creative process. Since his debut into the world in 1973, Ed Shepp has been literally stunning onlookers with his unique blend of intellectual wit, sugar-like refinement, otherworldly poeticness and stuffed animal collection. "I always felt like a tub of ice cream in a rare flavor that noone has ever tasted before," Ed Shepp explains. "Something like cherry and cheesecake and spices and glitter and that really good feeling you get in your mouth after eating Taco Bell or burping up some fish oil. Have you ever burped up fish oil? Very fragrant. Recommended. Tat." A complex cup of coffee, Ed Shepp always felt that the world deserved to glimpse inside his unique beingness. One way he chose to allow this glimpsation was through the medium of sound. "Sound helps us break our boundaries and learn our ABCs. I really think that if everyone just got hooked on phonics instead of fighting and compulsive eating, then we could finally build the perfect world. I feel that I am a messenger, a hummingbird if you will, helping to bring uplightenment through sound to our weary world. My poetry and experiments are like Polio vaccines for the world's Herpes. Pudding pops to ameliorate peoples' suffrage and usher in an age of love. An age of Ed Shepp!" I think you'll agree that Ed Shepp's art, as displayed in these pieces, is uplifting, decongesting, exonerating and pluparticiplating. Feel the miracle! Ed Shepp.
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Charts
Peak #312
Peak in subgenre #20
Author
Ed Shepp
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2005
Uploaded
May 08, 2005
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MP3 4.9 MB 128 kbps 0:00
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You’re always such a nasty motherfucking little bastard And you always act exactly the same And when I see you coming that’s the time when I start running Cux you’re ‘bout as pleasant as a migraine And that is why I changed your name You’re as sour as a rotten watermelon, funky-smellin’ From a mold that grew on it in a rain So now I’d like to tell you, ‘go to Hell,’ and, by the way, As of today, this is your new name: Pigfucker! That is your new name Pigfucker! I wish you’d fall down a drain Pigfucker! I’d like to disconnect your brain Pigfucker! Pigfucker! You think you’re Cinderella but you’re more like mozzarella That’s been spoiled for 43 days I’d rather have a rash inside my ass and smell like trash Then ever have to look at your fact (yep, that’s why) I’d say you are a turd, but that’s an insult to the word And even shit compared to you has got game (slam dunk!) In short, you’re so disgusting, like a crusty, musty butt-thing That I really had to change your name Pigfucker! That is your new name Pigfucker! You drive me fucking insane! Pigfucker! I wish you’d choke on some lo mein Pigfucker! Pigfucker! Pigfucker! That is your new name Pigfucker! You’re like double reverse cocaine! Pigfucker! You should've been a semen stain! Pigfucker! Pigfucker! (suweeeee!) Pigfucker, get lost cux no one needs ya (This part is gonna piss off the peeps at PETA!) Why don't you just go fuck a pig and make it squeal Squeal! Squeal! You’re toxic guacamole filled with grody rotten poultry Topped off with a crusty used Band-Aid You smell like diarrhea from a cow with gonhorrea Mixed with curdy bluebird turd marmalade You're really such pollution that the only real solution is to shoot your ugly face into space But for now, I must return to my original concern, and that is giving you your brand new name: Pigfucker! That is your new name! Pigfucker! Go get hit by a train! Pigfucker! The sewer is your domain! Pigfucker! Pigfucker! Pigfucker! That is your new name! Pigfucker! That will be your claim to fame! Pigfucker! Your whole existence is a pain! Pigfucker! Pigfucker! Pigfucker! That is your new name! Pigfucker! And you’ve got no one to blame! Pigfucker! I’d like to shut down your mainframe Pigfucker! Pigfucker!
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