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Head of State
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Basically, I was chillin with Lil Jon and we we're talking aboout the Crunk Bear and Jon was like "that bear should be the next president," and I said "Hell YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
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Just me, crunkbear, but I'm always looking for more people to get crunk.
Imagine you are camping with a cooler full of Crunk Juice. Now imagine that a bear tore apart that cooler and drank all of the crunk juice, that is my band.
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Beats Beats General
Charts
Peak #1,196
Peak in subgenre #216
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May 04, 2005
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MP3 2.4 MB 128 kbps 0:00
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Lil Jon and I were chillin in his Chateu, that's right, Lil Jon has a Chateu-you got a problem with it, bitch. We were watchin some CNN-the Crunk News Network-and they were talking about who might run for president next. So I tell my boy LJ that he should run, he already got those Crunk or Die shirts. He says he's always thought about it, but then he decides to get fucked up instead. But then we started talking about the perfect candidate, the CRUNK BEAR. There's never been a bear president before, and maybe this country is ready to something a little crazy, less old white guys and more crunked up bears. So we called up the bear to tell him our idea, but the second he picked up the phone he passed out into his kiddie pool of Crunk Juice. We thought about calling someone to help him, but we figured if that's the way he has to die-it's a damn great way. Unfortunately from this point of the night on I can't remember a damn thing because I drank two gas tanks of Crunk Juice, but I do know I left a message on the CB's machine saying we just saw the craziest, hottest, most mind blowing thing anyone will ever see in their life. Too bad I can't remember it.
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