THIS I5 A CONVERSAT10N I HAD WITH TW0 R080TS FROM THE FUTURE.
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R080T 1: HELLO, I AM A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE
ME: UM, HI
R080T 2: HELLO, I AM A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE AS WELL
ME: OH, HI THERE TOO. UM, ALSO.
R080T 1: GIVE us YOUR MONEY
R080T 2: YES, GIVE us YOUR MONEY NOW
ME: MY MONEY?
R080T 1: YOUR MONEY
ME: I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY
R080T 2: GIVE IT TO us
ME: I JUST SAID I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY
R080T 1: GIVE us THE MONEYS
ME: ARE YOU GUYS REALLY FROM THE FUTURE?
R080T 1 + 2: YES
ME: HOW FAR IN THE FUTURE?
R080T 1: VERY FAR
ME: HOW FAR IS "VERY FAR?"
R080T 2: THE YEAR 2045
R080T 1: CAN YOU COMPREHEND THE YEAR 2045?
ME: YEAH, THAT'S ONLY LIKE 42 YEARS FROM NOW
R080T 1: THEN YOU UNDERSTAND, PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
ME: YOU CAME 42 YEARS FROM THE FUTURE TO MUG ME?
R080T 2: YES
ME: THERE'S NO IMPORTANT MESSAGE OR ANYTHING YOU NEED TO WARN US ABOUT?
R080T 2: NO
R080T 1: THERE IS ONE THIS ONE THING
ME: A CD?
R080T 2: YOU SHOULD NOT SHARE THIS INFORMATION WITH THE HUMAN
R080T 1: I WILL SHARE THIS INFORMATION WITH THE HUMAN IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEYS
R080T 2: COMMENCE
R080T 1: I SHALL COMMENCE. HUMAN, GIVE ME YOUR MONEYS IN EXCHANGE FOR IMPORTANT INFORMATION
FROM THE FUTURE.
ME: ALL I HAVE IS THIS QUARTER... OH, AND A NICKLE
R080T 1: ACCEPTABLE
R080T 2: UNACCEPTABLE
ME: WHICH IS IT?
R080T 1: ACCEPTABLE
R080T 2: UNACCEPTABLE
ME: WHAT?
R080T 1: HERE IS A DISC CONTAINING A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE.
MAY I HAVE THE QUARTER AND NICKLE NOW?
ME: SURE
R080T 2: X17, WE MUST RETURN TO THE FUTURE NOW.
R080T 1: YES, LET us RETURN.
ME: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?
LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THIS CD.
