What the Hell Happened to you, Sally Struthers?
This is all about Disillusionment
70s Style Rock
Higher than the visible spectrum
Story behind the song
What the hell happened to you, sally?
Lyrics
You were the hottest thing
on my color tv
you were archie's little princess
You were cotton candy
in your hot pink jeans
Your body was the tightest
But when I see you now
its "How now, brown cow?"
no more tight little jeans
The way your ass grew
they couldnt shove you
into a submarine.
Chorus:
What the hell happened to you?
What the hell happened, sally struthers?
How could you do this to me?
What the hell happened?
What the hell Happened?!
When you married a polock
you broke archies heart
That I could understand
But when your ass ballooned
my heart was marooned
on gilligan's island
When I see your face
I feel disgrace
for my boyhood fantasy.
Was it cookies and cake,
or a hard hearbreak,
that ruined your body?
What the hell happened to you?
What the hell happened, sally struthers?
how could you do this to me?
What the hell happened?
What the hell happened?!
