Chapter Six of the Sexual Biography in the life of Niles the Brave
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it was a winters mourn when we awoke andy and i drunk on beer niles drunk on sex cans and bottles everywhere trying to remember what had happened only niles knows the night started out with a few beers along with drunken stumbling who cares what happened to me and andy we ended up at his house two girls arrived and waited with patience they filled up the hot tub and niles descended from Valhalla they waned towels but they knew they had to pay the price (sex) before he knew it he was in a bed with her i know because i was next to him too up close and personal i left the god alone in no time andy heard a noise the hammer of the gods could not be found so niles used his hammer to ram her she failed to pease him niles sent her home but still vaguely pleased he had his first tasted of mortal sex he vowed never to fuck another god because mortal girls were better he lit his cigarette and ascended to Valhalla i said "tell odin i say what's up"
