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Kips Crotch

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Kips Crotch

Succulant and tangy ROCKMUSIC dedicated to the glorious memory of WINGER

BANG! What was that? I'll tell you what that was - that's the sound of pure rock - the kind of rock played by sensational new sensation KIP'S CROTCH, the most widely-discussed band ever to emerge from the vibrant musical community of Cincinnati's WINGER-inspired tribute bands. KIP'S CROTCH gets its sound and fury from three dashing young men who share a love of Winger, pizza, and unprotected sex with multiple partners: Mentos the Freshmaker, Uptown Hizzafunk, and Winga Bling-Bling.

Song Info

Genre

Hip-Hop • Alternative Hip Hop

Charts

#162,487 today Peak #105

#15,996 in subgenre Peak #11

Uploaded

February 16, 2003

Track Files

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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Lyrics

Do you want to totally rock out?
If so, Winger is the band for you.
They will rock you until you bleed and ask for mercy,
and then rock some more until you say,
"Please! You rock too much! YOU ROCK TOO MUCH!"

Winger: the name just makes my mouth leak
butter bones in my body feel my knees get weak
was there ever any other band that was better?
that rocked so hard or was such a jetsetter?
I base my life on the songs they sang
cause I am the Ying, and Winger is the Wang
you know I ain't the only one playin this game
what ya think the W stands for in the president's name?

My red corvette has a plate that reads
W-I-N-G rocks the house party!
yeah I know that don't fit but it's kinda implied
by my four-foot bumper sticker WINGER OR DIE
I gird my loins in Winger underwear 
and I deplete the ozone to get Winger-like hair
I got a Winger shirt and a red Winger watch
and I got a little band I like to call KIP'S CROTCH

Mentos, hello, I am the Freshmaker
the Bringer of Winger and the orgasm faker
the price is right when I take the stage
like Bob Barker making playing Plinko all the rage
who you gonna call when the music's no good
and the kick don't come when the kick drum should?
come on get happy pop a Crotch tape in
rock out to the hardest from the City of Cin

This is my manifesto but I don't know
if its' the story of my life oh well here we go:
my age was seven I was working in a Stop 'n' Go
illegal yes I know but I was really needin dough
the muzak was a blastin from the radio
as I was settin up a pyramid of Cheerios

All of a sudden I heard a song I never heard befo'
though I know it now was Winger then it wasn't so
I asked my boss, "Senor, what is this do you know?"
he looked at me and said "ES RIDICULO!"
That got me mad so I told him that he had B.O
he said "you fired!" I said "suck it" and went out the do'
from that day on I vowed that I would never work no mo'
and ever since I been a roadie on the Winger shows!

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