I, Axl
I had a bad ass band
We had our own fucking sound
But I became a selfish bitch
And drove it into the ground
The band all quit
And left me for dead
All I have left
Is a fag with a bucket on his head
Chorus
I, Axl
Zoloft and Paxil
My voice has gotten pitchy
My attitude is bitchy
And I hide in my golden castle
I try to schedule dates
And go out on tour
But I pull out at the last minute
like I was fucking a whore
I promised my fans a new record
Over a decade ago
I can’t bring myself to release it
Cause the songs all blow
Chorus
I, Axl
Zoloft and Paxil
My voice has gotten pitchy
My attitude is bitchy
And I hide in my golden castle
If you ever learn a lesson
Don’t spend your cash on me
And if you don’t believe me
Ask my record company
Chorus
I, Axl
Zoloft and Paxil
My voice has gotten pitchy
My attitude is bitchy
And I replaced my nipple rings with nipple tassels
Repeat Chorus
