Kimmy McCrackers is the lead singer. He is an alcoholic midget who is on probation for a felony hit & run charge. Since then he has been under house arrest & must wear a tracking device on his ankle. Hemmie Swindle is the guitar player and lives for smack. Its hard to get him to record because he is always passed out in a bathroom or alley somewhere. Candle Rooney is our world class bass player but he is missing his left arm so a stage hand always has to hold his bass guitar while he plays. To round out the band is our drummer Georgio Paskatti, who I found in Poland selling toothbrushes before he joined the band.