Let’s hang out in cafes
And pretend to be cool
Listen to chamber pop
And not go to school
I’ll quote Nick Hornby
And you’ll quote Mike Leigh
We’ll read graphic novels
And drink Chai tea
We’ll talk about
Our indie bands
And make fun of hipsters
Who wear spiked wristbands
We’ll hang out in
Local cafes
And be really cool and
Pretend to play
Guitars and other instruments
Like pianos and kazoos
And talk about great songs
Like “I am a cuckoo”
I’ll make you a mix tape
If you make one for me
And we’ll put out a zine
For everyone to see
So let’s hang out in cafes
And pretend to be cool
Listen to twee pop
And not go to school