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Charts
#4,862 in subgenre
Peak #7
Charts
Peak #257
Author
ThoughtProcess
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ThoughTProcesS AKA FerventJester
Uploaded
March 28, 2005
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MP3 5.2 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
[intro:]
[verse 1:]
loyalty is major what you did is betray that
i found you as fake as a toupee hat
you taste the animosity in the air
you got me so heated i begin ta swear
only busted four lines already holdin back
tryna go easy on the swears moldin tracks
i almost can't help it though im hatin a split
you cheated on me half our relationship
yer happy while im goin the stressed route
not only that but you left me destitute
you hated preps with a passion in the past
was the last thing i could see you turn fast
put up with your griping in nights forever
all for nothing now i'll fight more clever
so, hold on lemme go get some goldbond
for ya boyfriend ill buy if its not all gone
[chorus: 2x]
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth
in total disbelief cuz i cant eat a heath
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth
when i eat got my front teeth sheathed
[verse 2:]
you'd go to family guy and start ta binge
stealin jokes made me want to cringe
tried ta be funny by actin all sloshed up
but like bob saget your all washed up
thru junior high you were labeled a dyke
im calm, ya lifes not a fable.. syke!
make me sick ya fakest fake trick, cake chick// ya hick mistake glitch'd heartache ta break quick
like you an chargin too much to a card
ya not credible, don't pick up tha shards
cuts deep worse than ya self infliction
with the same amount of addiction
this one sided dissin is almost too easy
but so is cheatin so why are you sleezy
makes me queezy that i was witchu
i know we were just a big ass glitch too
i flew around the world it was too nice
wait, nope, just got over you twice
ya try n brag over guys you whippin
ya let yaself go and past due slippin
just like all yer grades n homework
n say it's my fault, you a lame murk
when really ya were makin out wit guys
only ya wont be shakin bout my lies
they were all white, you should rejoice
cuz i never told ya i hated your voice
yer inarticulate n afraid to commit
balancin out your lack of legit wit
can't drive yet and ya been through
more guys than J. Lo nuf ta spin you
said were too immature to date me
then ya'd still be if ya were eighty
cuz wake up you're seventeen ashley
should be already to date guys like me
yer almost an adult, learn ta grow up
quit throwin up, nah actually know what
livin thru suicide three times how'd you
do that? just know that "im prouda you"
[chorus: 2x]
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth
in total disbelief cuz i cant eat a heath
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth
when i eat got my front teeth sheathed
[outro:]
*girl voice*
when me or Jeff do something stupid we say 'im prouda you' hee hee hee
Ashley's song and This Love...
have been the bane of my existence
since you cheated on me for four months
*cough*slut*cough*
I mean,
I TOTALLY understand your situation...
you wanted two guys instead of just one
Any logical person would have done the same thing
in your position.... wouldn't they?
haha course not!
But, thanks for doin it to me
now i know
not to ever get serious with an actress
good show...
good show!
*fading out applause*
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