I dated little miss perfect a few times, now you can hear the rest of the story.
IF I COULD BUY YOU (J.P. CONLEY - B.M.I.) © 1996 IN ALL MY LIFE I AIN’T NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW ANYONE COULD BE LIKE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR HEAD IN THE CLOUDS IGNORING THE LIKES OF ME, BUT I DON’T CARE YOU TREAT PEOPLE LIKE THEY’RE SOME LOWER FORM OF LIFE, AND NOT LIKE YOU WELL YOU’VE GOT THAT RIGHT YOU’VE GOT THAT RIGHT CHORUS: IF I COULD BUY YOU FOR WHAT YOU’RE WORTH AND SELL YOU FOR WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE I’D LIKE TO BUY YOU FOR WHAT YOU’RE WORTH AND SELL YOU FOR WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE I MIGHT MAKE A MILLION, I MIGHT MAKE TWO BUT EITHER WAY I KNOW I’D MAKE A BUNDLE ON YOU IF I COULD BUY YOU FOR WHAT YOU’RE WORTH AND SELL YOU FOR WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE I’D MAKE A KILLIN’ PEOPLE LIKE YOU AIN’T NEVER HAPPY WHERE THEY’RE AT I WANT THIS, YOU BETTER GET ME THAT THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS DON’T EVER CROSS YOUR MIND ANY TIME I HOPE ONE DAY SOMEBODY GETS TO YOU MAYBE THEY’LL TEACH YOU A LESSON OR TWO UNTIL THAT HAPPENS THERE’S JUST ONE THING I CAN SAY CHORUS:
