I DON'T LIKE SALAD I WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT. I really do though. Salad is pretty cool but DON'T TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY DISING SALAD HERE.
Lyrics
I'm a fatty and I really like pies
But there's another food that I really despise
His name is salad and he's got no place
On my plate, 'cause salad's a discrace
Fuck some lettuce and fuck some tomatoes
I hate salad more than I hate potatoes
And now McDonald's have salads on their menu
I can't believe McDonald's used to be my favourite venu
They've sold out man and they're never coming back
It's a one way street that health food track
This vegetable shit don't belong on my pallete
I'd rather eat meat than some bitch ass salad
